Biden to the Rescue!

“There is nothing more deceptive than an obvious fact.” ― Arthur Conan Doyle, The Boscombe Valley Mystery

Good job Biden Totalitarian Regime (BTR). You can now do what you do best (and, let’s face it, what the US government has been doing best in foreign countries for a very long time)—swoop in and save Europe. Swoop in and make deals with Venezuela. Get everyone (well, everyone except those annoying places like Russia, China, India, and all those fanatics in the Middle East who are way too good at playing the two-faced game) so, get everyone in the West to bow down to the almighty dollar.

First, let’s go back a bit to those Nord Stream pipeline. I know, we’ve all moved on from there, right? It’s nuclear war on our minds, not those long-forgotten pipelines. But we have to look at how things are escalating and the reasons why we know it isn’t Putin but the BTR.

If I were Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot, Ms. Marple, who would I blame, Putin or Biden?

In Putin’s Friday speech, he said, “It’s obvious to everyone who benefits from it. Those who benefit are the ones who have done it.”

He’s right. If anyone was wondering why the US might sabotage the pipelines, here's the answer loud and clear.

Back around September 30 (yes, I know, a lifetime ago) Blinken puffed up his tiny little chest and told reporters that the US is now “the leading supplier of [liquefied natural gas] to Europe.” In addition to shipping its own fuel to Europe, Blinken said that the US is working with European leaders to find ways to “decrease demand” and “speed up the transition to renewables."

Shame on you greedy European plebeians! Stop raping the earth of its resources. Don’t you know we are in a climate crisis? Hey! Of course, we need to build more bombs and up the ante with our biological weapons. This is for your own protection. Because, you know, Putin wants to drop a nuclear bomb on you! So, get on your knees and thank us!

We don’t hate Russians. No, no, no! They are poor ignorant plebeians, just like the Europeans, just like our very own American citizens. Just think how the Russians must have suffered after we took away their McDonalds and their Coca Cola. It’s a wonder they didn’t all flee the country in search of the nearest McDonalds in a BTR controlled “satellite state.”

Okay, so Russia didn’t buckle under our terrible sanctions. The fact is, we are really sanctioning Europe, only the plebeians are too dense to see it. We saw a crisis and we stepped in to save the day. Actually, we manufactured a crisis so we could step in and save the day. As Klaus Schwab effectively said about Covid, never let a good crisis go to waste.

With his tiny chest still puffed out, Biden continued with the virtue-signaling that this administration has become so good at displaying, “It’s a tremendous opportunity to once and for all remove the dependence on Russian energy and thus to take away from [Russian President] Vladimir Putin the weaponization of energy as a means of advancing his imperial designs.”

Wow, what a guy! What a savior!

Oh, oh, oh. Wait, wait, wait. If we do as we have learned from Chinese dissidents—read the news upside—then we know this really means:

“It’s a tremendous opportunity to once and for all solidify Europe’s dependence on American energy and use the weaponization of energy as a means of advancing our imperial designs.”

And guess what, back in April, Forbes reported that “the United States is poised to become the world’s leading liquefied natural gas (LNG) exporter by the year’s end. The US Energy Information Administration forecasts the country will export a whopping 12.2 billion cubic feet per day (Bcf/d) average to surpass Australia and Qatar for the top spot.”

Perfect timing, since demand is now high as Europe tries to reduce gas imports from Russia following its invasion of Ukraine. Europe was the top destination for US LNG for the fourth straight month, receiving 65% of total exports.

Just days before the explosions, German protestors overran the streets demanding the reopening of Nord Stream 2. Germany faces food shortages and people are frantically buying up firewood for the coming winter when people worry they will not be able to hear their homes.

But you know what? The BTR is coming to the rescue so never fear.

“There’s a lot of hard work to do to make sure that countries and partners get through the winter,” Blinken said, suggesting, as EU leaders have also done, that Europe work to “reduce demand” for gas

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